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WAR ON MORON

Earth , as far as we know the only place life exists anywhere in Universe, a special place, rare, unique,fragile, irreplaceable, our home - All the people of earth are all in grave danger, not from terrorists or natural forces, not from climate change or disease but from the dark forces of Moron. Moron ! the dark lord of stupidity , the bringer of dumb, the harbinger of delusion, ignorance and darkness. The maintainer of mumbo jumbo , hocus pocus and gobble d gook, whos shadow we are all born under. His disciples the Morons do his work , spreading dumb, doing dumb , being dumb and the dumbness envelopes us all in a great dark cloak of ignorance. For these are the Dim AGES. Belief and delusion, the pillars of Morons evil work, abound across the earth , Imaginary beings, unsustainable economics,the destruction of life for profit. Moron feeds on the fantasy lives of billions of Humans as they grope though the glory of existence hobbled by collective stupidity, blinded by ignorance, crippled by lies. Unless we fight them Morons will destroy us and our home the earth , morons will make you and your children stupid, morons believe anything and will kill you if you don't believe it as well, morons are everywhere and the dark lord moron is making more every day...Now is the time to take sides, to stand with The Astronomers on the eternal road of infinite study , on side of light and life and knowledge, to praise the laws of physics and spread the sacred facts . and all other things that we may know, and to while morons believe, for none will be spared and none will be untouched in - The WAR ON Moron - Morons who believe without question , who have faith but no facts , morons who claim a higher hand guides them to be dumb, commands them to be stupid and encourages their ignorance, must be stopped. Only Morons can destroy life and claim a higher purpose, morons are base, merciless, killers whos dogma bigotry prejudice fear and loathing has doomed humanity to millenia of ignorance and suffering. We The Astronomers must fight Moron’s before his dominion over the people of the earth is complete , before believing becomes compulsoy once more, before this brief window of light is snuffed out and the tyrrany of dogma returns, before Morons, in the senseless quest for wealth, destroy more of earth and its life. We are all born morons but By ridding ourselves of ignorance we are saved from stupidity and dumbness. So it is for the world armed with knowledge, spreading the facts, shining the light of enquiry , we Fight to save the earth and its people from Moron , for we are their salvation , we the Astronomers must bring the miracle of facts,the joy of knowing to the people, gently washing moron from their minds, illuminating the darkest corners of dumb, lighting up a world of mumbo jumbo with the awe and wonder of Universe, adding to our order the minds of all humans till we rid the world of ignorance and Moron is defeated. Join the astronomers and follow in the footsteps of some really smart people, for every human on the eternal road of infinite study is one less followers of the dark forces of Moron. Spacetime

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Hubble Deep Field: The Most Imp. Image Ever Taken (Redux)

This is the latest incarnation of the HDF video. The narration has been edited to include research from a paper in Physical Review Letters (2004) which puts the size of the universe at 46.5 billion light years, not 78 billion as I originally stated. In the video narration, I round that value up to 47 billion light years.

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Earth Rise / Earth Set

To capture the Full Earth, the Moon, Earth, Sun and KAGUYA's circulating orbits have to fall into a straight line. This peculiar positioning occurs only 2 times a year.

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7 Keplers Laws

Fundamentals of Physics (PHYS 200) The focus of the lecture is problems of gravitational interaction. The three laws of Kepler are stated and explained. Planetary motion is discussed in general, and how this motion applies to the planets moving around the Sun in particular. Complete course materials are available at the Open Yale Courses website: http://open.yale.edu/courses This course was recorded in Fall 2006.

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Hope Is For Morons - Ordono Mundi

One time fellow traveller welcome to the ministry of tspace time and the church of great stdy , I am the very reverend Ordo mundi humble servant of universe, maintainer of the laws of physic and student of the on ething greater than I am. great googly moogly I like to begin this weeks saying of stuff with a reading from the book of Newton ..change be upon him...a great sage of the astronomers who gave us the lwas of motion so that we may be free from ignorance and live not as morons....And Isacc for that was also his name did set down upon the firmamnet the first law of motion and This law is known as the law of inertia. "A body continues to maintain its state of rest or of uniform motion unless acted upon by an external unbalanced force.. aint it so ...praise the Laws, let me hear ya say praise the laws..can I get a we know ..we know... yes we do join me now and fill your lungs with a mix of gases from our atmosphere for our hymn today ..Morons are hoping, Morons are hoping, God is the answer to all the questions and mysteries too astronmers study and then know the answers you can all join us and know them too Theer really is no god , at least not a person you are not special hes not watching you join us if you want to know the answers join us and be an astronomer too Mine is the starlight, mine is the knowing Born of the one light, Universe made Praise with elation, astronomers who have studied universe and become sage Yes morons are hoping , and hope is desperate and will not feed you nor save you from ignorance nor form in your brain the knowing of anything . But morons ar ehappy ,,happy happy happyy ...and ignorance for many peole is bliss and even if it isnt , some mumbo jumbo vodoo nutta will come along and tell them ..You could be happy , you and you r petty , cosmically insignificant life, could be filled with happines and you personally could experiance a deep fullfullment in a spiritual way that only I and my voodoo bretheren can tell you all about .. just mumble the mumbo after me and you selfish personal happiness needs will be taken care of by god , who even tho he created universe and is currently manifesting his will over infinite time and all things , is personnalluy interested din your salvation, and your happness yes he is ,cos its all about you ..you wonderfully special person you let me hear you say vodooo..voodoo...its voodoo , taking you away from the road , stealling you from the path of study and making you a navel gazing twat, more concerned with ya own smugg self satifaction than doing or knowing anything usefull .. Astronomers may be happy or may not be happy , and your happiness or lack of it may influence universe in many ways ..but I can asure you it will not change the sacred facts , not alter the laws of physics and no amount of happiness will yield or prevent a unified theory of all energy and mass we see , from being discovered..So let us not dwell in the selfish domain of personal fullfillment , there is nothing to saveyou from but ignornce and nobody is listening to yo prayer s but you , so get up of ya knees and come study...remeber many of our revered forebears , galileo , copernicus, kepler, gave up their lives , there comforts their safety and yea even their happiness , to know more about universe than was know already...Ahem ...let us know OH Universe that is not happy or sad at our coming or going tho we may be as we know we will come and go OH Universe that is not fullfilled by our motions or actions tho we may think upon them and guage them for ourselves OH Universe that is not concerned with our well being , or survival tho we may take stock of them to continue our study OH Universe that cares not for our good deeds or bad so we may be without like or dislike for them also OH Universe that is not happy or sad at our coming or going Reveal the facts , and the laws to us the astronomers so we may deal with the morons and ignorant savages bringing them with us on the etrnal road of infinite study Spacetime Well thanks for listening , dont forget to vist our website theastronomers.org and help us on our sacred quest to rid the world of ignorance, spread the facts and buy the planet ..remember this is your one time , this is the time of choice , this is the middle of time , here we are and here is where its at..great googly moogly..

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RESPECT NOT THE MORON - Ordono Mundi

Respect not Morons and be not afraid to name them they have belief in imaginary beings and know not the facts. Do not despise them but invite them to join the Astronomers accept the facts and be saced from Ignorance by the knowing of stuff..

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BRAND NEW WORLD ORDER 2.0

Brand new world order 2.0 The Astronomers take on the illuminati - Ordono Mundi saves the world with practical solution and some money - Assholes dismayed by decreasing global population of morons

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Door To Door Atheists Bother Mormons

This is the most creative solution to the problem of door to door christians...wish I had thought of it! Now I'm going out to buy a white dress shirt and tie...find the appropriate pin and print up some pamphlets.

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Logic and Astronomy

Probability not superstition. Knowledge not faith.

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Neurological Health of Atheism TRUMPS the Psychosis of Faith 012210.mov

More scientific evidence that suggests Faith in Imaginary Friends aka GOD is a creation of a Delusions Accepting malfunctioning Brains. Emotions are created in the BRAIN

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The Universe is a strange place

About the Lecture Perhaps the universe is not so much strange as brimming with lovely paradox. The search for such beauty seems to lie at the heart of Frank Wilczek’s work. Twentieth century physics, from Einstein through Wilczek’s own Nobel Prize-winning efforts, involves demonstrating the existence of a topsy-turvy reality: for instance, that such sub-atomic particles as quarks and gluons, which have little or no mass, “orchestrate themselves into not just protons and neutrons but you and me,” according to Wilczek. “How is it possible to construct heavy objects out of objects that weigh nothing?,” he asks. Only by “creating mass out of pure energy.” These particles are essentially “excitations in otherwise empty space.” Says Wilczek: “That suggests something …beautiful and poetic: the masses of particles are not like, or similar to or metaphorically suggested by—they are the tones or frequencies of vibration patterns in dynamical voids.” The theory of quarks and gluons and the strong interaction accounts quantitatively for “the mass of protons, neutrons and ultimately you and me and everything around us.” But physics has not yet squared away all aspects of the universe. Wilzcek says that “in cosmology, we meet our match, and don’t know what’s going on.” This is because scientists can’t account for much of the mass in the cosmos. 70% of this mass is in “dark energy,” which is pushing the universe apart. Wilczek hopes that explanations for the dark stuff will emerge through improving equations, unifying theories of different interactions and extending their symmetries. “Beautifying equations leads not to ugly consequences but beautiful surprises,” he concludes.

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Galileo: The Renaissance Man

From: shmahfilms - Youtube user If you like this, go to www.shmahfilms.com! This was for a history project and my first attempt at animation - I think its pretty epic. Its very general take on Galileo's biography.

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The Greatest Story Ever Sold

Fear is as illusion. remake/edit of first segment of Zeitgeist, The Movie

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Carl Sagan - Our Sun's Life Cycle

An excerpt from Carl Sagan's COSMOS Series

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Planet Earth, how old?

our planet is very old, we have only known the true age for around 220 years, how cool is knowing!

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How we calculate the age of the earth

Earth: How scientists can calculate the age of the earth

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Heaven's in a Cows Ass

a little bit of advice from Bill Hicks on the whereabouts of heaven

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Plasma Cosmology, a brief introduction

Plasma Cosmology, a brief introductionrnrn

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Nicolaus Copernicus

Nicolaus Copernicus founder of Heliocentric Cosmology

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Pope Bans Copernicus Theory of Sun-Centered Universe

The Catholic Church listed Copernicus' "De revolutionibus" on its Index of Prohibited Books, thus prohibiting its publication and denying the physical reality of the earth's movement around the sun. Andreas Cellarius circumvented the ban by depicting the theory in the lavish and ingenious drawings of "Harmonia macrocosmica", the most beautiful and famous Celestial Atlas. See Perfect Re-creations of Cellarius' works and the Church-banned Mercator World Map at DiscoveryEditions.com/Heresy...

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Ordono Mundi - In the Beginning

Fellow travellers , welcome, to the middle of time, join us at the astronomers.org To rid the world of ignorant savages, spread the facts and travel the eternal road of infinite study

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PRAISE THE LAWS (of physics) - Ordono Mundi

One time fellow traveller welcome to the ministry of tspace time and the church of great stdy , I am the very reverend Ordo mundi humble servant of universe, maintainer of the laws of physic and student of the on ething greater than I am. great googly moogly

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No Respect For Morons - The Rev Ordono Mundi

No Respect For Morons - The Rev Ordono Mundi..Include the Hymn All things bright and beautiful the big band made them all

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The End Of The World Again

One time fellow traveller welcome to the ministry of tspace time and the church of great stdy , I am the very reverend Ordo mundi humble servant of universe, maintainer of the laws of physic and student of the on ething greater than I am. great googly moogly

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MORONS ARE HOPING

Morons are hoping, God is the answer to all the questions and mysteries too. Astronomers study, then know the answers, you can all join us and know them too. There really is no god, least not a person, you are not special hes not watching you. Join us if you want to know the answers, join us and be an astronomer too. Mine is the starlight, mine is the knowing, Born of the one light, Universe made. Praise with elation, Astronomers who have studied universe and become sage.

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